Chicago Limousine Service
Chicago Limousine Service offers professional limousine tours and airport
transportation.
Better Get
Used To That Stooping Position, Guy!
"All
This & Alimony - BLING!"
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Chicago Limousine Service |
Better Get
Used To That Stooping Position, Guy! |
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| REMEMBER THESE WORDS - "PRE-NUPTIAL AGREEMENT" - YOU'LL THANK US, LATER! |
| "BETTER MAKE A RUN FOR IT" |
| Wedding & Marriage Disasters |
| Don't marry someone below your intellect, it'll come back to bite you in the ass, later! |
| If the person you are thinking of marrying is a real asshole towards others, that's how that individual will be eventually towards you! |
| Marry someone you meet in a bar - chances are you'll have to deal with a mate who has alcohol and drug dependency issues during the marriage! |
| Better take a good look at your in-laws - 'cause that's what your significant other will look like down the road! |
| ...over 50% Of Marriages End In Divorce...now do you still want to get married? |
...and let's not forget the fun of divorce!
| ...now, do you REALLY still want to get married? |